Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?
During a bank robbery, the Chief told the Sergeant to cover all exits so that the robbers could not get away. Ten minutes later, the Sergeant reports to the Chief:
– “Sorry sir but they got away.”
The chief replies:
– “I told you to cover all exits, didn’t I?”
– “I did but they got away through the entrance.”
A young banker decided to get a tailor-made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business.
As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him:
– “Didn’t you tell me you were a banker?"
The young man answered:
– “Yes, I did."
To this the tailor said:
– “Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?"
A police officer was interviewing a bank teller joke A police officer was interviewing a bank teller after they had been robbed 3 days in a row. The officer asked “What did he look like?” The teller responded “He looked better every time he came here
It was five in the evening, the bank was almost closed. All of a sudden, the Branch Manager received a phone call from a lady.
In a sweet voice she said – sir I urgently need Rs.10000. I’ll reach your bank in 10 minutes. Could you please wait for me?
Her voice was so captivating that the Branch Manager could not say no.
He instructed his cashier to keep the cash ready. The cashier obeyed his boss with great reluctance .
After a while, a dark complexioned lady with ugliest of face and a huge tummy came to the bank, presented a cheque and asked for the money.
The BM was taken aback, as he was expecting a cute lady.
He immediately told the lady that they had already closed the cash
for the day and she should come next day.
The cashier was so furious and he asked the BM if his intention was to not to pay why he was made to sit late.
BM – Its the Universal rule of the banking that……..
If words and figure don’t match, payment will be declined